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Post by Trollsway on Oct 14, 2015 10:45:58 GMT
Until we can have Kanye West?
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Post by bloodytantemarit on Oct 16, 2015 5:42:30 GMT
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Post by iHat3MuggL3zzz4Lif3!!1 on Oct 16, 2015 7:17:35 GMT
The Dark Lord, admittedly is a talented man. While some may ridicule him for his looks or accuse him of being bitter(he did have a rough childhood), his campaign points are sound. People who can do magic are clearly superior to those who cannot. No one could argue that positions of power should go to people with superior skills. You wouldn't want your president to be some amateur nobody. He will definitely keep things orderly, and I like his emphasis on security and proper administration. Also how he sees that government should take responsibility to ensure the quality of education for our kids. And there's nothing wrong with taking pride in your heritage or protecting what is yours. Our resources and talents should not be watered down under the guise of "equality". He is the strong and charisnatic leader that can keep us at a competitive level with other nations.
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Post by beastofthefield on Oct 19, 2015 23:11:00 GMT
If I had to name a candidate who would be succeeded by Kanye West, I'd like to nominate a sponge. Not fucking Spongebob, just a random sponge. They are quite harmless and practically immortal. The average sponge will certainly outlive Kanye West and whatever hideous spawn he brings forth.
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Post by thoughtfulollolloll on Oct 22, 2015 18:57:52 GMT
If I had to name a candidate who would be succeeded by Kanye West, I'd like to nominate a sponge. Not fucking Spongebob, just a random sponge. They are quite harmless and practically immortal. The average sponge will certainly outlive Kanye West and whatever hideous spawn he brings forth. If longevity and superior charm is what you're going for, the jellyfish linked above is your candidate. It's actually immortal and quite ethereal-looking. Kind of like elves ♡ So we're all agreed on the jellyfish, yes? |
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Post by charminglady on Oct 22, 2015 18:59:19 GMT
Ooh I don't know anything about the presidency I'm afrakd but I do love little kittens. They're so soft... and fuzzy..
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Post by beastofthefield on Oct 22, 2015 20:39:47 GMT
If I had to name a candidate who would be succeeded by Kanye West, I'd like to nominate a sponge. Not fucking Spongebob, just a random sponge. They are quite harmless and practically immortal. The average sponge will certainly outlive Kanye West and whatever hideous spawn he brings forth. If longevity and superior charm is what you're going for, the jellyfish linked above is your candidate. It's actually immortal and quite ethereal-looking. Kind of like elves ♡ So we're all agreed on the jellyfish, yes? Yes, I'd say we're all agreed. |
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Post by beseriousplz on Oct 23, 2015 14:06:30 GMT
The next president should be black, Jewish, female, poor and have an IQ between 0 and 60.
This is because:
I would never consider a white candidate. Black people invented slavery for example. They clearly have more vision and superior leadership skills.
Jews had it pretty bad around 1941. Good reason we should give them some extra benefits now we can.
Women are much more social than men. Also, we would never again have war if women were in charge.
It is generally known that people with a high IQ are not very sociable. Obviously somebody with an IQ around 60 will be very much so. Being social is a very important part of ruling a state that should be social and set a social example.
(The being poor criteria is obvious since rich people are without any integrity and should be punished for their evil greed)
Finally:
To prevent dishonest people from entering the race (despite the terms mentioned above, we want to be absolute sure) I propose the next president to be chosen at random. Her identity may only be know to the public after the end of her 7 year term (a nice Hebrew time frame), at which time she will be held accountable for her policies. Staying anonymous during that time is easy since we are talking about a legislative job and hardly anyone knows our current president anyway. Also, the work can be done from home and can be combined with being a parent and having another part-time job.
I'm afraid that from all your suggestions only the jellyfish mentioned will come close to being the ultimate president. As long as it is a black and Jewish jellyfish of the right gender off course. Perhaps the dark lord can be vice-president, minister of education, secretary of healthcare or be in charge of some other part of government.
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Post by foshizzle on Oct 23, 2015 15:29:35 GMT
I like the idea of an anonymous black jewish female jellyfish. Seconded.
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Post by beseriousplz on Nov 7, 2015 14:29:28 GMT
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