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Post by TresDrolle on Nov 18, 2015 12:58:57 GMT
I defecated the other day and the results were enormous. I'm so conflicted aboyt this - part of me is proud but part of me feels deeply violated. Can any of you relate?
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Post by beastofthefield on Nov 23, 2015 8:46:41 GMT
What you have to understand about shit is that it's not like toothpaste. When you squeeze toothpaste out of a tube, the "turd" is produced by the act of squeezing the paste out. Shit, however, gets formed into a turd long before it leaves your body. If you eat a huge meal that will produce a colossal amount of excrement, but is fairly quickly digested by the stomach, then you don't just get to squeeze it out as 2 normal-sized turds, it'll be one beastly turd. Don't just go performing caesarian sections on yourself though. A leaking intestine will cause septic shock and kill you.
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Post by womyn on Nov 23, 2015 19:34:13 GMT
What you have to understand about shit is that it's not like toothpaste. When you squeeze toothpaste out of a tube, the "turd" is produced by the act of squeezing the paste out. Shit, however, gets formed into a turd long before it leaves your body. If you eat a huge meal that will produce a colossal amount of excrement, but is fairly quickly digested by the stomach, then you don't just get to squeeze it out as 2 normal-sized turds, it'll be one beastly turd. Don't just go performing caesarian sections on yourself though. A leaking intestine will cause septic shock and kill you. What I HAVE TO understand?! DIE MALE SCUM, DIE! Telling a womyn what to do... Stand up to him sisters!
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Post by TresDrolle on Nov 23, 2015 19:38:46 GMT
But that was really helpful..?
I guess poop is really the one thing that oppresses me. And will be the death of me one day. It violates my nether regions and poisons my blood. And it smells just AWFUL. Has anyone noticed this? I say down with poop - a hungerstrike is in order, going food-free is the only way to keep the shit out of your life. I want a shit free life...
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Post by ThrilloftheTroll on Nov 23, 2015 19:49:29 GMT
No no no no NO! Don't you people get it?! We should free-poop. I'm serious. What is with the demonization of feces? It is pure, it nourishes the earth. Rather than flush it away and kill it's life-giving properties with bleach, we ought to spread it to replenish mother nature. All these gender wars root back to the very start of our lives. When we should be freely and unabashedly exploring our genitals and poopies, we are shamed and locked into diapers. This is the primary cause of sexual dysfunction and anger issues in adults today. If we want to heal this world we pass on to our children, let us start by freeing up their bottoms and setting an example.
OP is a prime example of someone who has been miseducated to the point of hating his own ass. When he should lovingly caress the well that brings forth such plentiful manure for our brethren the trees.
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Post by beastofthefield on Nov 23, 2015 23:38:52 GMT
What you have to understand about shit is that it's not like toothpaste. When you squeeze toothpaste out of a tube, the "turd" is produced by the act of squeezing the paste out. Shit, however, gets formed into a turd long before it leaves your body. If you eat a huge meal that will produce a colossal amount of excrement, but is fairly quickly digested by the stomach, then you don't just get to squeeze it out as 2 normal-sized turds, it'll be one beastly turd. Don't just go performing caesarian sections on yourself though. A leaking intestine will cause septic shock and kill you. What I HAVE TO understand?! DIE MALE SCUM, DIE! Telling a womyn what to do... Stand up to him sisters! O-kay, this clearly needs to be special-cased. In the particular case of womyn, shit IS like toothpaste and womyn should totally brush their teeth with it so that the scent that leaves their mouths matches the words.
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